Complaining about beautiful girls?

Spoiled British tourists aren't always happy with their beach break, complaining about everything from beds being 'too comfortable' to local women looking too beautiful.

British Daily Mail published a list of bizarre complaints that holiday company Sunshine received last season.

They include whinges about foreign jaunts being too hot, being surrounded by too many fellow Britons and even include a complaint about the food being too appetising.

One tourist apparently complained about putting on five pounds during his holiday, blaming the amount of food on offer at the hotel buffet.

Another man claimed his marriage was put in jeopardy due to arguments with his wife on holiday. The rows had been caused by the number of pretty bikini-clad sunbathers catching his eye on the beach.

And a couple were unhappy when they heard noisy lovemakers nextdoor, saying it made them feel 'pressured' into having sex on their trip. But that's nothing compared to the man who discovered the Prada sunglasses he bought on the beach for five euros were fake.